OUR FRIENDSHIP OATH

When you are sad - We will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the assh*le who made you feel this way.

When you are blue - We will try to dislodge whatever you are choking on. If we can't save you we will come to your funeral and place a pair of Groucho Marx glasses/mustaches on you right before they close the lid on your coffin.

When you smile - We will know you are up to no good or you finally had sex with someone other than yourself.

When you are scared - We will comfort you at the bar and help you get over your phobia by hiding in the alley and scaring the sh*t out of you when you walk by on the way to your car.

When you are worried - We will tell you to get over it and tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could.

When you are confused - We will use small words you can understand.

When you are sick - We will stay the hell away from you so you don't give what you have to us.

When you fall - We will point and laugh at your clumsy, drunken ass!

This is our oath to each other and we pledge it 'til the end.

Remember: a Good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body and bring a shovel. .

The OCB is all about QUALITY, and not on quantity

so admittance & participation is by invitation ONLY

Special Thanks to Southern Corvettes of Concord, NC and the Long Branch of Rock Hill, SC for hosting the Open Car Show 2008